I normally don't bother with these but I needed an excuse to put a new journal up. So here goes (I'm not gonna tag anyone else though) How old are you?
28... Though I've been told I look 21! Do you want a hug?
Oh God no. Have any bad habits?
I play with my hair when I'm bored. I easily get enraged behind the wheel. I eat a lot of junk food. I never hold in farts. I swear when stuff goes wrong. I buy lotto tickets. I make sound effects and quotes, sometimes out of context (that one's probably more annoying than bad though) Are you a virgin?
Yes. Totally by choice of course and not because I have unrealistic expectations or trust issues which prevent me from ever wanting to go out and meet people. The dating scene looks like a nightmare, sex can't possibly be worth all that effort. Have any kids?
No, I already spend enough time cleaning up after the little shits at work. Favourite Food & Drink?
Margarita pizza for food, iced chocolate frappes for beverages. Killed anyone?
Not yet, but who knows what tomorrow will bring. What is your idea of a date?
Those orange things that fall off the palm trees sometimes. Any artistic talents?
Nope. I just open Photoshop, click the "make art" button and there ya go! Love anyone?
As much as a man can love his cat without it being creepy then yes. What is your job?
I work in a soul-crushing food service job, like every artist who can't get a break. Favourite & Least favourite seasons?
Spring because everything's coming to life. Winter 'cause everything's already dead. Who is your best friend?
My Wii U. It's the only thing I can have fun with anymore. Hobbies?
Asides from the art I also like to garden, play videogames, read forums & blogs and I also keep an aquarium. What are you going to do when this tag is over?
Sleep. What is your eye colour?
Contrary to what some may assume - brown. Are you good or bad?
Mostly good, with cynical, critical, purist side that might grate with the overly-sensitive. If you could get anything right now, what would it be?
Either a billion dollars, or Saiyan powers. Not much on my wishlist has changed since I was 14. What is your dream?
To live a decadent, luxurious lifestyle without ever having to work, hence the billion dollars mentioned above. Does your name have a special meaning?
Well it's in that book, the one with the God and the Jesus and the things. What were you like as a child?
A weird, naive, obsessive coward who was a prime bully target. And somehow I still miss childhood at times. Any siblings?
Two brothers, one older, one younger, making me the trademark "invisible middle child" which is a thing! Where do you live?
A dull outer suburban quadrant of an otherwise world-famous Australian city. Do you find yourself attractive?
More like I base my own image on what I find attractive in others, so in a way - yes. Was this fun?
I got to talk about myself without anyone else making it about them so yes. Any last words?
They're starting to advertise cougar dating sites on the TV, which means it's time for bed.